[THE PRESIDENT] Good evening, my fellow Americans. Lies, lies, lies. Lame excuses. Implicit admissions that everything the anti-war movement said before March 2003 was right. Spin. Crappy ideas about energy, the environment, education, and health care. Lies, lies, lies. Lies, lies, lies. Lame excuses. Implicit admissions that everything the anti-war movement said before March 2003 was right. Spin. Crappy ideas about energy, the environment, education, and health care. Lies, lies, lies.

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