The governing body of Iron Maiden surpassed the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists today by declaring that it is in fact 2 Minutes to Midnight, and not, as the rocket scientists announced yesterday, Five Minutes to Midnight.
The rock scientists apparently took this action in response to news of China's successful test of a satellite-killing missile, which is fueling fears of a renewed arms race in space.

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