Wishing there was another racist group to make disproportionate press coverage? Dreaming of a day when more xenophobic outsiders would try to stir up trouble in our fair town? Well, your prayers have been answered.

The 21st Century Paul Revere Ride of 2006 has been galloping around the country since May 29th, and will reach our nation's capital on August 12th. And on July 8th, they will grace the windy city with their beloved presence:

Chicago, Illinios - Saturday, July 8: 10:00 - 12:00 noon

Revere Riders, Minutemen and friends will meet at noon, Saturday, July 8 at the Mexican Consulate in Chicago (204 S. Ashland) to protest Mexico’s policy of sending their problems (people) to the United States. Mexico should pay for their Mexican’s education, health care and other social services, NOT United States’ Taxpayers!

At 2:30 PM the Revere Riders, Minutemen and other supporters will rally at the Oak Lawn Harley Dealer (11040 S. Cicero) to learn HOW they can change policies in Washington, DC (Doesn’t Care) and in Springfield.

Assembly points: The Riders will leave at 8 AM from the Perkins parking lot in Madison (1410 Damon). Join us anywhere along the route of I-90 or the Belvidere Oasis east of Rockford at 9:15; or just north of I-90 and Illlinois 31 where we will make a gas stop.

CB Channel 3 will be used

The Riders will spend the night (free camping) at Marseilles on Saturday, before continuing onto Springfield Sunday morning.

Unfortunately, the existance of the group isn't the product of any contradictions in the enemies camp. 21st Century Paul Revere Ride works with our favorite neonazi-allied Minutemen. But sally forth, prepare for the invasion- the blackshirts are coming!