We will assemble at 10am in the Dunkin Donuts store at Jackson and Dearborn so that we can gorge ourselves with donuts and cofffee. We will then march one single block north to the Federal Plaza and await the antiwar march because we're too out of shape and lazy to actually go to Oak and Michigan ourselves. When we get there we'll proceed to start cracking down on dissent and turning into our usual obnoxious and asshole selves.

Yours truly,

P.J.C.