The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Dee Cee, New Year’s Eve ought four

Bush finds tsunami one consonant
and many continents too much for him,
goes slim on rescue aid!

Afraid of using stash now set aside
for coronation bash
he cinches up the money belt,
goes Grinch one better
by behaving like a boorish swine!
Dick sez: fine with me, I’d hate
to change opinions in mid-sty.

AND!!! The management and staff of
The Dick Times wish all of you
if you are blue
a Happy New Year!
You’re red? Drop dead.
(You guys invented “Better dead than red”)