The Dick Times: News that Bites!
A Right Rum Job
Dateline 9 December, a place you won�t remember!

Buck stops short of Rummy
as he dumbs up in troop inquiry!
He�s looking small in town hall group
when challenged by GIs!

He asks these guys to stand up,
take it like a man;
it�s what your president would want,
the implication runs,
while Bush is basking in the sun
of Red Mob love,
high above
the junk yard armor fray.

He wears a sharp new soldier coat,
kind of like the one Ike wore,
but sans five stars.
Dick sez: and sans his risking sorry ass
in shooting wars.

And! The Diquiz!
Thirty years from now, will counter-culture kids
be combing through the resale shops
looking for � one of those way cool
commander-in-chief jackets just like, uh,
you, like, know, like, uh that Clinton, like, wore�?