Belmont Stakes Upset!

The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Chicago
Meeting update!
The local chapter of CAWI (Chicagoans Attacking W Incessantly ) www.noiraqwar-chicago.org/
will convene on Wednesday evening to declare a moratorium on politics in recognition of
the nation wide shutdown honoring the Dear Departed Emperor Ronnus Balonius. Emperor Balonius ruled for for eight years during the period known as
Non Jiminius Ex Presidentium. His reign will be remembered for the creation of 100,000 new millionaires,1,000,000 new homelessaires, the deregulation of every program that flowed logically
from the desire to protect ourselves from ruthless predators, and the first appearance
of Fawn Hall on network TV.
Balonius was widely admired for his ability to read corporate scripts in a warm and naturalistic manner,
in huge contrast to the current Emperor, Dubus Bushus,
who will go to his grave at the age of 110 saying Abu-gar, Abu-gray, Abu-grrrrrr, and Nu-cu-lar.
Requiem In Pacit.

Dick sez: These Bush guys are trying
to R.I.P. us a new one.
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A note to readers: Due to
increased surveillance activities by the
Ashcroft-Ridge team of anti constitutionalists,
The Dick Times will be away from its desk
during the month of Thermidor.
Jim Mall, Chicago