The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Dee Cee, year of the cavemen!

Dick's four star flics!
Latest prison digipics of naked men!

Bush must now respond to who knew what,
and when,
but still he goes on playing deaf to Rummy dissing,
keeps on kissing hands of right wing princes,
guys who've been there since his dad and Reagan ran the show!

Some think this is greatest blow to U.S. creds,
worse than losing Saigon to the reds!

Dick sez: Off with all their heads!

And! The Diquiz!
What famous writer reserved the opprobrium "rummy"
as his worst insult?