The Dick Times: News That Bites!
Dateline: Iraq, Year of the jackass, Chinese revised calendar
That Kodak Moment!
News pics reveal paparazzi polizei posing prisoners in Playboy mode!

Guards goad pile of naked men,
wire one on soapbox, ask for speech

then reach for digicams, snap rude spectacles,
pretend to shoot bad guys in (dirty parts)!

Ashcroft shamed by nudity, calls for air strike!
Bush claims photos crudity, grabs for red mic,
yellsYoure fired at jail general!

Dick sez: Whose funeral is this? Theirs, ours,
some old sheepskin that Thomas Jefferson wrote on?

And! The Diquiz!
Thomas Jefferson:
a. was a Whig
b. wore a wig
c. was a card carrying member of the A.C.L.U.
d. read too many books for his own damn good