Dorothy sent me

The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline: Boston (wre not in Austin anymore)

Gay matings get right wing blood boiling!
Same-sex nuptials seen as Boston atrocities,
fuel religious animosities to all things non-scriptual!
Former Yale cheerleader cries foul,
seeks legal redress in effort to suppress un natural love;
looks for guidance from above,
but Cheney remains mute!
Dick sez: Did Bush wear cute skirt on Elis sidelines?

And! The Diquiz!
Life in the Bush era is best described as
A. Good times
B. Bad times
C. Interesting times
D. Dick Times