The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Un-Trojan War
The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Chicago
Bushmen scramble to untangle mangled jail bungling!
Higher ups, angling to free butts from media jaws
sink claws into low echelons,
put pressure on privates to confess,
make bigger mess!
Cabinet level tilts to pointing fingers,
but doubt lingers in press!
Dick sez: dont be looking for some contemporary counterpart
of Rudolph Hess!
And! The Diquiz!
Worst mistake of the Bush Dynasty?
A. George Ws invasion of Iraq
B. George H.Ws invasion of Iraq
C. George H.Ws failure to wear
a condom on that fateful night
back in the 40s.