War College Cheerleader

The Dick Times: News that Bites!
Dateline Carlisle, about 100 miles from nearest unrest possibility!

Speaking from the twilight zone
Bush takes upbeat tone,
announces five step program,
pronounces most words right on Monday night!

Days of rehearsals yield few mistakes in fictional forecast
but Abu Gar whatever prison
he caint make hisn!

Barbara Bush gives speech high marks,
curses all the left wing criticizing sharks
whose eyebrows arch
at lips lapses,
saysThis speech caps his oratorical career

Junior goes the end is near
and hes gonna focus!

Dick sez: bofe us?

And! The Diquiz!
While watching this historic speech
of whom were you most reminded?
A. Benito Mussolini
B. J. Fred Muggs
C. Tim Kazurinski