Trent Lott Furor Threatens Faith-Based Bribery Scheme Program to Woo Black Clergy at Heart of Turmoil

Trent Lott became a liability to George Bush when it became clear that the unreconstructed Dixiecrat's racist outbursts endanger Bush's faith-based initiatives, the massive political bribery program designed to smash the Black bloc vote. Not even a political soul mate like Lott could be allowed to stand in the way of an historic opportunity to finally neuter the greatest obstacle to a truly Republican-dominated America.