North Korean Hackers Crack Japanese Phishing Game

Hackers of Pyongyang´s newly assigned cyber force have announced their formal takeover of a Japanese marketing malware, declaring what they were calling the dialectic of peace and war upon a national stock market asset, a government statement delivered there said today. The operation is being seen as a pedagogic retribution tailored to teach Japanese followers of the entrapped brand the lack of quality in tinfoil-hatted propaganda films projecting a parallel Korea in the American imagination. The statement also said that several death squad training by-products had already been triggered, to be seen equivalent to the testing rounds fired by an artillery unit, and any slightest breach of armistice on the line of control could start up a hurricane.

In a military presentation, a cyber defence expert said he had cracked the game by coincidence when he was interested to pursue a social media logout. Apparently the official, while out of service, had entered a metropolitan train in Seoul, found two empty compartments littered with waste, cleaned up one and a half, noticed the city´s leading cleric enter at the next halt and take seat left to him, and when he got out as scheduled at a suburb for walking an ant-line over the border during a routine distraction move found himself stalked by phombies. They were easily waved away, but it could be concluded that the phombie association was equal to the waste association.

He took the loose end to his laboratory and developed the spoof interface. Now the gaming community is running in synchronisation with the drumbeat of North Korean military testing. Japanese officials have reacted with horror to the scenario that their social engineering and manipulation efforts might turn against them like the CIA´s renegade death squads did against John Kennedy. With the phishing game takeover, Pyongyang just like firing a missile at Japan is now able to trigger a Japanese product malfunction so lethal it does leave a similar media trajectory.

After the recent series of terror attacks on the German town of Bayreuth, a holiday resort for officials and lobbyists with a carefully groomed corporate identity from the 19th century coal boom, which showed all the patterns of open source phombie remote control tactics, it has become crystal clear that tourism organisers there might have had marriage rings in mind, but not tree rings. The Bayreuth group´s track record for its hundred years of tradition-setting in this field is rather poor. Tree rings have been squandered quicker than they could re-grow.

Bayreuth´s burlesque genealogical narrative is as far away from German indigenous roots as Nietzsche´s Werther-resurrected of a novel icon from Teutonic Crusader knights. It seems no surprise that a major guest artist resigned from the presentation over an administrative formality after he had triggered an uproar in Bayreuth with his use of verse 123 of the Chinese Tao for mike check. The Bayreuth group´s whole communication is based upon Japanese messaging software that got confused by the quote.

The North Korean spokesman stressed its government was raising all available intent to guide the erratic emotions contained by the cracked software towards peaceful purposes. An example was cited how the gaming engine under new management had led thousands of clueless cellphone users munching out of their providers´ hand to using these devices as well as other lights in their reach to project the message “all means are on the table” on the front wall of Japan´s intelligence service headquarters.

The flash-mob was created on a level of abstract patterns without dispatching any specific participants in the network or giving anyone a text, the cyber force hacker said. The tactic is being employed to avoid chains of command that could become targets of accounting. There´s nothing true amidst the wrong, he emphasised, but the tactic of Anarchy remains a child of the idea of Anarchy even amidst the worst of violence. A game being successfully cracked means that from inside the rules there is not even a cracker. But for some reason the amount of weird situations and strange coincidences might appear to be going through the roof.

That is in a nutshell what has happened to the those parts of Japanese society and the world which have outsourced parts of their natural brain activities to computer software. Pyongyang said it was taking over the foreign malware under the safeguard of a transparent compensation policy guaranteeing administrative power would not be played with for theatrical reasons. Its commander-in-chief was well aware that despite leaving significant media trajectories, malware assets were not to be accounted as public relation capacities but as means to defuse the entire configuration they are part of.

Tuesday, Jul 26th 2016