Sorry, Kurt, can't back you up there. While I am contractually obligated to see pretty much any vampire movie, and kind-of enjoyed the first Underworld for its mixing of vampire and mortal storylines (which Blade did much better, and more comedically,) U:E *sucked donkey balls.* JJ pretty much hit on the weakest points, to which I'd add the laughable blue-screen (or are they green-screens now?) scenes, like when Marcus was in winged-geriatric mode and was hovering around the semi-truck.

Jeez, that sentence alone should be enough to ward people off of this movie.

And WTF coutry were they supposed to be in, anyway? Everyone spoke some quasi-slavic tongue, while vamps and 'wolves are apparently from upper-class London or NYC.