RCP Chairman Bob Avakian arrived from France at 1:25 AM today. He was whisked to the White House from National Airport, after ordering that "Reagan" be dropped from the official air port moniker. The chairman said he was undecided on the issue of renaming the "Oral Office."

Whereas Mao Zedong lost thousands of his troops in the Long March, then thousands more fighting first the Japanese then the US-backed Chiang Kai-Shek gangsters before seizing state power, Chairman Bob toppled the Bush regime from Paris without firing a shot, and without losing a single fighter.

"Justice comes out of the mouth of a sloganeering cultist," declared the repatrioted Great Leader, who also announced a sale on his prophetically revolutionary DVD.