Let's decipher the first photo, the ""I'm with stupid" photo.

A) What we have here is an unemployed 'Burbanite loser holding the sign who lives at home with his 80 year old mother, who had nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon than hold this sign up so the world can see how much of loser he is, and that he couldn't get laid if he paid for it.

B) An EMPLOYED Chicago Police Officer on duty who doesn't give a F*** what this unemployed 'Burbanite who mooches off of his "mommy" has to say; HOWEVER, you know this officer is thinking.....only if it was 1968............

C) Total Cost: PRICELESS!