Sausage town? I think not. This is PIEROGI town, through and through, despite the welcome proliferation of greens, pasteles, falafal, garlic noodles, gyros and salsa negro in recent decades. The Germans were at best an annoying Teutonic gaggle in the Missouri Synod by 50 years ago -- except for that fucking Nazi bastard Mauer in the CPD, and he's a token anyway, since the right-wing Irish-American crackers still call the real shots amongst the coppers' top brass, despite Hillard's token presence. Hey progressive, southside Irish, when are you going to wake up and kick those grifting bastards out, anyway? They think the IRA -- real, provo or otherwise -- stands for "I Rule All", with the "I" a stand-in for idiot Daley.

Throw down, New York. We're waiting. And TeHAS, you will be mopped, unless, of course, you bring in the entire occupied nation of Mexico, in which case we could be in trouble...

Ah, lingering nationalism. It's stupid, but amusing.