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president bush to undergo major testing.

Millions of american people are starting to
notice a very un american president and vice
president these days. Every day more and more
americans are starting to wonder if these 2
guys are even fit to run our nation anymore.
The things they do sometimes seem a little
crazy and often illegal. So some of the american
people are hoping to find a couple good shrinks
and maybe a few good lawyers to see if what they
are doing in washington is really legal or illegal,
maybe even a little crazy.

There is a simple challenge to washington to pass
a bill, its a good one, its a simple one, and it's
a fair one, lets make it a fast one, say march 23,
this will give them several weeks just in case their
secrataries are slow typers or they forget how to
spell there names or they are slow readers or something
you know washington isn't the brightest city in the world
and the bill is 1 page.

Lets call it bill #4404150555 until they give it an official #

Any man women or child that joins the military reserves
the right at anytime they feel unable or unwilling to
pick up another weapon or harm another person to trade
in that gun for a guitar. The government that tought that
child how to use that weapon that kills will be responsible
to provide teachers to teach that soldier to play an instrument
that heals so he may attempt to heal some wounds that he and his
brothers may be feeling or creating. We would only do trade with
countries that provide their soldiers and citizens the right to
decide if and when they to have the right to lay down their guns
and persue a life with more meaning and one worth living.

Submitted by Jimmy the weed Zender american citizen living in
Geneva on the Lake Ohio, maybe Bono would help me submit this:)

John Mc Cain, wheres the love for your democracy and military men?
Kennedy live up to your good name, help america find real democracy.

We all owe them this people, they have all givin their lives so
we may have this right, use it, lets do this for them, now!

Lets "nickname" this "the bill we can all aford to pay"

And if washington don't wanna foot this bill, they better all start
hiring lawyers, oh they already are lawyers! Well, they will need
more lawyers and they will be paying them out of there own pockets,
now they would not like that, would they? this bill is good for america!

We will ask some of our brightest stars to both sponser the
bill and donate time to teach these young men and ladies to be
highly skilled and very creative soldiers for life and healers.
And a few big names would make things a lot more encouraging.

As believers we must become less killing and more filling
if we want to get to drink from the cup of life, God help us all!

Now on the streets we call the first part a blood test, on march 23
the results of this test will be in and we will know if he has american
blood in him or muslim blood on him, anyone will be able to decide for
themselves too cause everyones got brains to decide right?

This is a great place to draw the line and see if they want all
americans to have the opertunities to be the best people we can
be or just to do be un or under edjucated and easily manipulated
so we can only keep doing all there dirty works. You know I am
starting to woner if that is Christs blood or muslims blood on
our hands, and if we don't stop now we may be suprised.

Now if he fails the blood tests, we will have due do further testing
now the second part we will be testing his brain, if we can find it.
This test is known on the streets as the test for dummies it is 10 stupid
questions, itis designed for stupid people who can only come up with stupid
answers. the results from this test should show us if he has any common sense
or in some countries it is called "sanity" left or not, we really need to know.

Now if he fails the first 2 tests we better take the 3rd one for him, we will
all be tested. And we must vote every republican out of office in november,
except the ones who fought for our citizens and soldiers rights and signed the
bill and only if they get it passed. This will be "nicknamed" america's blood
test, this test will tell us if they sucked all the american blood out of us.

And in november you will have our test results too, God help us all, please!

Now this test is very real and millions of americans are taking notice.

Every day is a test, and every day we are tested, let us pass this one.

Hey old man, get out of that rocking chair and do something, and students
and children teach your parents well.

I know they will be telling you how stupid we are or crazy the plan
is but you be the judge, is this test easy? will they pass? sign? or
turn their backs on our soldiers and us too, us the people they promised to serve?

You know it's not just iraqies and our soldiers dying but also every soldiers
parents do, their children, brothers, sisters, and every one of us too look inside,
the scars of these wars are in all of us no matter where we live. Demand they pass
this bill into law, just the way it is let them add nothing to it and make sure it
never expires, and don't let them screw it up.

Also this governments been taking all our dollars I think we deserve a little
change, don't you? tell them earn the money they take and sign this bill fast.

Send letters to washington cnn and everywhere, tell family overseas take the
test too and send your answers to Lou Dobbs at cnn.com by july 4 incase we have
a lot of empty seats to fill in november it is right around the corner. And
be sure and find out what test your person in washington prefers to take we
are giving them 3 very easy choices you know
1 Pass this bill now (easiest choice just sign it) or
2 take the test july 4 (anyone who failed the first test) or
3 test us in november, do not underestimate our hunger, you only feed us lots of
elephant shit and the whole world is sick of that.
Rock and Roll Everyone!
 
 

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