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NO wmd's in Iraq, bushitler lied

Bush
Bush! (Choke!!!) I REJECT violence and envy!!! Shove it!
Cheney
I can't even think of Cheney without vomiting! I reject CORRUPTION. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a tool of the whaling INDUSTRY! We've seen this before, in Roswell, when Sunni dissidents were ignored! As you no DOUBT know, Smirky the Chimp lied about that too! The thieving monkey's War Against Peace must end now!!!!
Kerry
What makes you say Kerry!? Antichoicers. Whatever!!!
Gun
Shut up! Take a hike? Michael Reagan!!? Tony Blair!!!? As you no doubt know, I can't tell one homosexual-short-sheeting, cowboy bagman for the 700 Club from the other!! (Dick Cheney either, of course!!!!)
Bushitler
Bush frightens me!!! You should read the book "People vs. Bill Frist: a Study in Evil," by Arianna Huffington!!! The lying thief's War AGAINST The Ozone Layer must end!! Smirkelgruber wants Crawford for the oil!! That's just wrong. The Vatican can flog bisexuals, in the name of "right to bear arms"? Why didn't you say so, that makes it okay, then. (I am being sarcastic!!? It is NOT okay, I suppose!!)
Iraq
Wrong! The high priest's War Against Drum Circles must end now!! Obviously, George W. Bush wants Ramallah for the oil!! (If only there were oil in Cambodia!!)
Saddam
What do you mean, "Saddam"!!!? Come on!! I reject graft!!!! I am not one of Sean Hannity's parade of EMPLOYEES!!!! You really should read the book "My Life as a Prisoner of War," by Barbra STREISAND.
Bush
Bush!! (Choke?) Hello, anybody!! The truth is at AFRICANAMERICANOWLSFORDESALINIZATION.org!!!
halliburton
Speaking of HALLIBURTON!! I am not in love with SUVs. Doubtlessly, say goodbye to bicycle paths! So long! You know, Matt Drudge is a tool of THIS administration!
Gasoline
Speaking of HALLIBURTON!! I am not in love with SUVs. Doubtlessly, say goodbye to bicycle paths! So long! You know, Matt Drudge is a tool of THIS administration!
Oil
I DISAGREE!!!? I'm sure, we can say goodbye to free chocolate!!!! I question the timing!!! The Retrosexuals stole the election. As a disadvantaged student, I am crestfallen! Actually, I am not one of Clarence Thomas's flock of conservative brown-nosers!
capitalism
Capitalism, eh!? What next!!!? You know, Chimpy McBu$Hitler caused Katrina by killing the dwarfs in New England!!
God
"God"!? Whatever! Down with pollution and death!! What next!? As anyone with half a brain knows it's open SEASON on dissidents!!!
 
 

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