Rev. pastor Cyber Yang of GBAC (God Bless America Church) delivered his New Year speech to millions of Americans live on CNN yesterday.

According to a New York Times report Bush alongwith his cabinet remained glued to the T.V to hear this India born pastor Cyber Yang -- specialist in Virtual Yoga. Rev. pastor Cyber Yang , awakened Kundalni —center of gravity of mind lying between physical brain and a*s -- of his audience through his well known Yogic exercise he performed in front of CNN cameras. (The Kundalni is said to be the seat of “Hindu” mythical self-awareness.)


The report further says that soon after Rev. Pastor Cyber Yang’s speech Bush signed long awaited Bills which became part of our constitution like AMA (Anti-Masturbation ACT) , ABA (Anti-Abortion Act), CWLA (Christian Wish List Act) and PCA (Patriotic Christian Act) and US administration hurriedly placed orders for electronic voting machines and Jesus idols.
However political observers here call this a part of Bush’s presidential campaign launched by GBAC (God Bless America Church) to reciprocate Bush’s favors for faith based funding which has benefited GBAC world wide network engaged in establishing Kingdom of White God in America and the world over.

Soon after the speech one survey conducted by CNN shows Bush leading its opponents in popularity rating. The chances of Bush being re-elected have brightened after Rev. pastor Cyber Yang urged Jesus lovers to vote for Bush “once again” in the name of lord.
Here is the transcript of the speech:




Ladies and gentlemen, lovers of the lord, the shepherd of all of US.


Shout God Bless America, (pause)
Shout God Bless America, (pause)
Shout God Bless America (pause).
Before I shall begin my speech, check up if there is a bomb under your seat, raise alarm and earn reward (it is what Delhiates are supposed to do while travelling in public transport). (Silence) No one has raised alarm. I declared all of US saved. Shout glory. (Pause)

Folks! it was just precautionary exercise, there is nothing to worry and the situation is under control. In spite of stringent security measures Bush administration has taken, the evil doers, mischief mongers and those jealous of US Christians are bent upon harming US. We have kept X-ray machines at all airports and on all entry points and public places, so that the evil doers do not succeed in concealing anything within their bodies. This has made it impossible for them or atleast for lady terrorists to harm U.S., as our security personnel would see them naked through X-ray machines. Their faith does not permit to be seen naked by strangers. However the Bush administration has issued strict instructions to the security personnel to shut their eyes when a Christian lady might pass through such X-ray machines. Therefore you are advised, folks, to declare yourself as a Christian as it is safe while you are travelling or visiting public places. You must not panic, you need not to worry. We are under the safety shield of our lord Jesus; no one on earth can harm US. Shout Glory (pause)

Folks here is good news at last , Jesus is coming. The signs are apparent to those who have vision. Everywhere evil doers are being defeated, in Afghanistan, in Iraq and elsewhere. More evil doers are being liquidated at massive scale with the help of WMD. Jesus is impatiently waiting in heaven for conducive condition for his second coming to earth, so that he establishes Kingdom of White God.

All over the world secularists are being defeated and the constitutions divinized. In US Judiciary gets more Jesus lovers, Army chiefs are becoming more aware of Bible as a WMD (weapon of Mass Deception) and its potential use in building American Empire. Recently Bush passed some laws like AB Act (Anti-Abortion Act), AM Act (Anti-Masturbation Act), CWL Act (Christian Wish List Act) in accordance with the spirit of the Bible.

Secular media men are holding their head in shame. Jesus lovers are getting media access which they got never before. It is just matter of time that US will be formally declared a Christian nation. All non-Christians particularly NWNC (non-white non-Christians) and particularly SNWNC (Stateless non-white non-Christians, meaning immigrants) will be formally declared as second rate citizens. Some may be thrown out of the country, some may be quarantined in ghettos and some may have to carry ID Tilaks (Hindu style identification marks) on their forehead.

More and more people repent, More and more people are confessing their sins and joining the herd of the glorious shepherd the lord Jesus. After the collapse of God denying Russia, the churches have been re-opened again and are crowded with saved souls so much so that we face shortage of chairs there. The copies of Bibles have been dispatched to CIS countries in large numbers by GBAC.

The lord Jesus recently saved several villages in Kashmir from Indian State terrorism when they converted themselves to Christianity. Work is going on in Iraq, among Afghan refugees all over the world. In Central Asian countries and Turkey Islam is virtually banned. Kingdom of God is near. Shout Glory (pause)

Folks, you have a role to play in establishing Kingdom of white God on earth. Trust me Jesus is coming. However you do not have to look towards sky all the time for witnessing Second Coming of Jesus. Do not worry, attend your job as usual and follow your daily routines. CNN is doing it for you. CNN has put its cameras towards sky and is going to beam the images right in your bedrooms, the moment the lord alongwith angels appear on the sky. You will witness this cosmic event with comforts of your home. CNN’s impressing coverage of Iraq war (from firing end) is a new revolution in (dis) information and (mis)education. Learn to trust CNN. You will really love its coverage of Jesus Second Coming. Shout Glory (pause)

The lord Jesus gave US Bush; the people did not elect him. Now conditions are ripe that make him life long President, atleast till Jesus descends on Washington city. Bush will hand over the power only to Jesus none else. Some God denying morons here in America are seeking his re-election. We should know that Bush has the mandate for creating conditions for the arrival of Jesus Christ and that is what he is doing all the time. We should not question or oppose him. He should get re-elected un-opposed. That is the will of God. US cannot wait for promised Kingdom of White God till eternity. We have to pave the way for second coming of Jesus voilently. It is what Bush is determined to do. Bush is going to lead US to the glory. Shout Glory (pause)

Folk’s lets me tell you why are we against abortion. Why we vandalize abortion clinics. It is very important to know for the good of humanity. As you know Jesus has promised US that he will descend from heavens over somewhere in Washington city. But you know because of Osama’s threat, any flying object in US air space not responding to the commands of air control tower can be taken as a hostile target and attacked with missiles. How can Jesus come under these circumstances? He does not know coded language of air control tower personnel. It is very likely that Jesus might decide to come again through the womb of any virgin lady in Washington City. Here our lord faces the threat of abortion. Mere thought of the possibility of unborn Jesus Christ being aborted in abortion clinics with modern surgical tools turns Jesus lovers mad and they do not tolerate abortionists. They are willing to kill them and bomb their abortion clinics. And they rightly do so.

There is one more reason, why we oppose abortion. Do not you know how non-Christians ladies bear dozens of babes particularly in under-developed countries. They do it in US too. They are increasing their population at such a scale that we cannot wipe them out even with our WMD and hi-tech war technology. If we will not wake up soon they will out-number US in our own country and turn US in a minority. The threat becomes grave in view of liberalized immigration polices pursued by our secular idiots in the past.

The threat is real and immanent, in spite of all prosperity and power bestowed to US by white God, white race will soon be race an endangered race. Only God fearing Christian ladies can save US and white race by bearing as many children as possible. What has happened to this great Christian nation? Cannot you do this much for the lord. In spite of handwork GBAC is doing in saving the people and establishing the kingdom of white God all over the world. Our work is hampered due to shortage of men willing to sacrifice their lives in the name of the lord.

Gentle Christian ladies, Open your eyes see how NWNC are delivering dozens of children during their reproductive life and serving their religion and race. The American secularists have spoiled US Christian females.

Gentle Christian ladies, are you so coward and week that you cannot bear labor pain? Do not you care a bit for White race and white God? Do not you love US Christian nation? We need your support, in the name of lord God bear as many white children as you can.

It is true we have technology, which does not need human combatants. We can destroy evil doers remotely with a push of a button. But we need to deploy our white troops all over the world if you want kingdom of white God to be established on the earth. We need more white children. Who knows tomorrow His Excellency King of Nepal might need services of our troops in his fight against atheist rebels in Nepal. We have already dispatched modern weapon to His Excellency. It was necessary if GBAC has to carve a niche in Kingdom of Nepal. It was all the more necessary if we want to make kingdom of Nepal as a part of kingdom of white God. It is very easy, win over the heart of His Excellency king of Nepal, he will declare Nepal as a Christian state and install a huge idol of Jesus Christ with his favorite cross in the midst of Khatmandu (capital of Nepal). Shout glory (pause)

The constitution of America, the God denying Americans are proud of shall be reviewed soon after Bush gets re-elected soon. There is nothing to be surprised the trend is worldwide. Every nation is cleaning their constitutions off secular sh***t. In India Bhagvan fearing ruling party did not find time to review their constitution as they were busy in amassing wealth but when they win next election they are determined to declare India a Hindu nation. For secularists American constitution is their Bible, for true Jesus lover it is disgusting to call himself an American and to be governed by any other man-made document. The secular constitution does not have any sanctity for US. Unless the constitution is divinized and appended to the Bible we will not be proud of our constitution. Bush has already started the process of divinzing the constitution of America. Shout Glory (pause)

Those who uphold secularism in America should see the fate of God denying Russia. It had build an empire, today it faces threat to its very existence as a nation. It is because Russia had opted for secularism. It is because Russia had banned Church and refused to engage our services. Like an individual soul needs healing, nations in crisis too need divine help for their survival. A nation, which seeks blessings of Lord God, will never collapse. Secularism cannot heal nations. Secular nations bleed to death when wounded. Only lord God can heal nations. If US has to build an empire and march ahead as a great nation it has to adopt a religion, that is Christianity and seek the blessings of the lord Jesus. Shout Glory (pause)

Lovers of the lord take out anti-masturbation Act recently passed by Bush. Page No 4 fourth para reads: Any American female found indulging in masturbation or self stimulation in any form by any method or any male knowingly abetting or aiding such a practice indirectly or directly shall have to undergo a Clitoridectomy operation (which is analogous to circumcision in the male) as a punishment. However the operation shall be performed in sterile, modern operating rooms with plenty of soothing anesthesia and in case of a males, the punishment shall be, blocking of sensory nerves going to the brain from the d***ck medically such that he will not enjoy any stimulation at all.
Why we support AM Act ? Because we do not want you waste DNA a great national resource. We do not want to de-link human reproduction and sexual gratification. This is Gods will. Shout Glory (pause)

The collapse of God denying Russia was will of God. It was will of God that the worshipers of the moon God sacrificed their lives and destroyed their country Afghanistan to dismantle God denying Russia and to make God Bless America a super power. The Christianity was virtually banned under atheist dictatorship. After demise of atheism in Russia, Russian Christians are once again flocking to churches again like sheep that had lost the sight of his herd. They have saved Christian souls in millions from the clutches of atheism. This is the ultimate defeat to atheism the world over.

This was possible after we patched our differences with moon God worshippers in their fight against communism and atheism in Afghanistan and entered into tactical and strategic alliance with them against our common enemy. Now we have made it impossible for atheism to come to power in any corner of the world

This has opened new opportunities for GBAC in Central Asian countries. The message of Jesus is spreading rapidly all over the world and forcing the people to repent and confess their guilt. Those who refuse to confess meet the fate as that of Saddam Hussein. Shout glory (pause)

Bush and Osama have been made by God for each other. Family friend of Bush, Osama has helped him a lot in enacting Patriot Act and helped him in uniting US Christians behind him. Had not he rebelled against US he would have been our national hero. Osama thought by confronting US from caves of Tora Bora, by killing a few Americans, by destroying its buildings, Islam could become alternative global power center. But he does not know only Jesus shall rule. He should open his eyes and see how Arab oil Sheiks, Musharafs of Pakistan, Qadafis of Libya, Mullahs of Iran either behave like poultry birds in American poultry yard or seek modus vivindi with US. Does not he see almost all heads of Muslims states are supporting US in our fight against our rebels who happen to be their rebels too. See the irony GBAC is a super power and those who became instrumental in doing so are hiding in the caves. The worshippers of moon god do not know tactics and do not follow any strategy. But the lord our shepherd has a plan, a strategy and adopts various tactics to defeat evil doers.

In India thousands and thousands have converted to Christianity and join the glorious herd in spite of ban on conversion and Hinduism enjoying constitutional protections. It is also true that thousands have been re-converted with state help. But that is a temporary setback. We are encircling India. We have gained ground in North Eastern states of India, in Southern states of India and we are secretly working in Kashmir. The day is not far when an idol of Jesus along with his cross shall be installed in Red Fort New Delhi. Only Jesus will rule the world. Shout Glory (pause)

Folks let me tell you a plain truth. If we have to choose between an atheist (or a commie) and Osama we will choose Osma. In spite of our enmity we share lot with Osma. We had given this naughty Arab Afghanistan as a reward for his services and he was free to do anything within the four walls of Afghanistan. We gave this naughty Arab all moral and diplomatic support in chechenya till recently. But he is good for nothing. He rebelled against US. He does not know how US treat its own operatives when they rebel; he will meet the same fate as that of Saddam. We are secretly engaging the remnants of Taliban for mutual benefit, international cooperation and international understanding. Only Jesus will rule. Shout glory (pause)

Some God Denying lunatics and commies crticize Bush’s faith-based funding. Those who think that GBAC works for capitalists are fools, capitalism works for US. It creates miseries, deprivations, insecurities, uncertainties, disease and dearth everywhere and the state alone cannot manage this discontent. But we go to help these people and we bless them with glory of Jesus and ask them to work for the establishment of kingdom of God. They are saved. In lieu of this if the state gives funds to our non-government projects of discontent management, there is nothing wrong. This should not trouble secularists. Can they manage such enormous discontent. It is with our spiritual support that the people are tolerating wage cuts loss of jobs, lay offs. Etc etc etc…

GBAC has a role to play in nation building. As a doctor needs patients suffering from pain and disease, GBAC thrives on poverty, uncertainty, insecurity, dirth and disease. This is the foundation of our social base. Did not you listen to our Army Chief? It pays if you call your boys to sacrifice their life in the name of Jesus keeping bible in one hand and gun in the other hand. Only Jesus will rule.

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