Air Force One crashes, but it’s unclear from the pilot’s last message exactly where the crash occurred, only that it was in a rural area. Frantically, emergency vehicles and the FBI begin a search for the downed plane.

After many hours, they find it in the middle of a large field. Hoping to find survivors, they begin a desperate search of the wreckage for President George W. Bush, as well as the rest of the passengers and crew. But they can
find no trace of any of those aboard!

Looking around they notice a farmer plowing nearby.

Quickly running over to him, an FBI agent asks urgently, “Sir, did you see that plane crash over there? “

Farmer: “Yessiree. Certainly did. “

FBI agent: “Do you have any idea what happened to the people aboard the
plane?”

Farmer: “Yep. They were all dead. I buried ‘em this morning. Didn't want ‘em
stinkin up the place. “

FBI agent: “Sir, President George W. Bush was aboard. Did you also see his
body? “

Farmer: “Yep, buried him, too. “

FBI agent: “So you're saying the President was killed as a result of the
crash?"

Farmer: “Well, actually, he kept insisting he was still alive. But you know what a damned liar he was!”