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23 Skidoo Press Release: Developer Sells Child

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 Developer Leonard Sapp Sells Child

SPRINGFIELD, ILLINOIS—Springfield developer Leonard Sapp sold his fourth child, a
son, today to a Chicago-area attorney. "We loved him like a golf course," said Sapp,
during a very emotional television interview. "We had him over forty years." Leonard
and his wife will receive $5 million in the deal.

The big-city attorney plans no immediate changes to the 41-year-old child, except for
perhaps a real haircut and nice set of clothing. The attorney owns several other wayward
children of wealthy developers, including Byron Amsters, the 36-year old child of Disney
Vice President Wilbert Amsters.

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